Win bar bets galore.
Matter of fact, here's an easy way to win a bar bet...
Tell your mark that you can remove only 8 cards from a 52 card deck (no jokers wild folks) and that they can't make a legal 5 card straight.
Then remove the 5's and 10's from the deck and collect your winnings.
Good Hunting men!
Weblink of the day for April 5th The greatest 5 year old EVER!
See what I mean? DAMN YANKEES!
Wanna watch hundreds of dollars and people cry across the world?
Sad isn't it?
and finally...
Texas Stadium gets blown up -- or is it 'blow down' -- Sunday.
Weblink of the day for March 30th 12 quick common Tax Return Mistakes... You have filed your taxes, haven't you?
While Detroit has been off talking about "alternative cars" as mythical as the Chupacabra (i.e. the Chevy Volt), students went off and built a vehicle that achieves 2,487.5 miles per gallon.
Weblink of the day for March 29th (early since I'm on vacation!)
Weblink of the day for March 19th It's a TOP TEN Day... From the home office in East Central Lubbock... The top ten naughtest cheerleaders ... The top ten guns people like my wife would like to fire...
The top ten 90's crushes all grown up and out.
The top ten iphone apps that haven't been invented yet...
Weblink of the day for March 18th
Um after looking at my brackets half way today I have only one thing to say...
Weblink of the day for March 17th
Happy St. Patrick's Day...
How do you know if you're in the right place or the Wrong Bookstore.
Weblink of the day for March 4th
I know you all think you know that there are bands out there that SUCK, but do you have the definitive list on how to tell if the band you are going to see will suck!
I loved the old Jolt cola. I knew someone in high school who drank a 6 pack of it and then spent 3 days up cleaning and doing anything she possibly could until she finally passed out for 48 hours.
Alas RIP Jolt.
As well as many of these other dead colas , sodas, pops, whatever you wanna call them.
Weblink of the day for February 9th
Is it worth you going to get a Denny's Free Grand Slam ? Find out here.
Weblink of the day for February 8th
Congrats to the Super Bowl Champs New Orleans Saints. I have a feeling that this years Mardi Gras will be 10000 times more raucus. Check out the Mardi Gras Cam
Weblink of the day for February 5th Do you have good health insurance? Because this divorced hottie in California Will Marry For Health Insurance.
Weblink of the day for February 2nd
Your wife's birthday is coming. And you need to help her out.
But do you get her something she likes?
Or do you get her one of the 15 worst birthday gifts?
The difference is simple.
Have her bundled up and hear the word no for a year...
Or have her "thank" you later...
Weblink of the day for February 1st How smart are you? No, really, could you answer these questions?
1. What 1989 novel was narrated by an albino dwarf named Olympia?
2. What program usually airs on the afternoon of the Super Bowl and features the Bissel Kitty halftime show?
3. Since 1981, all Chevy Corvettes have been manufactured in this Kentucky city.
4. What does "The Geek" ask Samantha Baker to borrow for 10 minutes?
5. John Keats wrote this poem about a piece of ancient pottery.
Weblink of the day for January 28th The Apple corporation announced their new tablet computer named iPad. Was there ONE, JUST ONE woman on their advisory board?
Weblink of the day for January 27th AC/DC is going to be the music of Iron Man 2. Take a look at the new video for Shoot To Thrill. Now THAT'S Cool!
Weblink of the day for January 26th I hate it when they take good characters and turn them into wusses... Especially in Video Games!
Weblink of the day for January 25th Could the end of the Tonight show with Conan O'Brien be caused by the Andy Richter Curse?
I could link up a ton of stuff, like Tony Romo's turnovers or
Farve's Pants on the ground
but I want to start the week right...
Beware men...
The Cougar is out there!
Weblink of the day for January 15th
With the Tragedy in Haiti, the talking heads are coming out in force to "blame somebody"
I read this email from the letters to the editor that a friend sent me and all I can say is WOW!
Weblink of the day for January 13th
I always wanted to compile a list of the 15 countries of the hottest women in the world. But someone did before I could do it. Check them out here
Weblink of the day for January 12th
Back from vacation and the link of the day actually is an advance link for the 14th. The scientists who helped to create the nuclear bomb created "The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists." The Bulletin's board of directors then in 1947 came up with the idea of a Doomsday Clock to symbolize these threats. The message is that humans are "a few minutes to midnight," where midnight represents destruction by nuclear weapons, climate change and emerging technologies in the life sciences.
Well the Scientists are coming up with a new update on Thursday at 9 A CT. What will they do? The most the Doomsday clock has been set back to was 14 min to doomsday in 1995. The closest was in 1953, when the clock was changed to two minutes to midnight after the United States and the Soviet Union each tested nikes within a year of one another. Scary thoughts...
Weblink of the day for January 5th
Oh the joy of the Beauitful People. yes, if yo are beautiful , you can have your own website for dating if you weren't elitist already.
Two bank robbers have been declared winners of the 2009 Darwin Awards after they blew themselves up while trying to crack open a cash machine.
The Belgian pair used so much explosive to get their hands on the money that they destroyed the whole bank building.
When police arrived at the scene, they found one of them with severe head injuries, and rushed him to hospital where he died shortly after arrival.
Investigators initially assumed that his accomplice had managed a getaway, but the second one's body was excavated from the debris twelve hours later.
Wendy Northcutt, the founder of the annual awards, declared them the 2009 winners of the Darwin Awards, given to those "doing the most to improve the human gene pool by removing themselves from it".
The Bowl will now be sponsored by the American Trial Lawyers Association and will re named the Plaintiff Bowl
Bowl spokesman Biff Roberts said “We’re really excited about this tie in, and the name change reflects our genuine care and concern for those who have been dissed by ‘the man’. We're looking forward to a great game in the Plaintiff Bowl."
Weblink of the day for December 30th OH NO ... Santa got caught by Jack Bauer!
Weblink of the day for December 29th
I could bring up all the Texas Tech Coach Leach links...
But I'd rather go back to 5th grade... Nothing better than when a newspaper reporter gets Pwned!
Be careful when you do the lifting of women while dancing. Cause she can go boom.
Weblink of the day for December 15th
Well I pick up the kids tomorrow and I know since the holidays are coming up we're all going to be checking where our relatives flights are.
Just make sure you are groping the right Bride... Only 4 days from the wedding...
Weblink of the day for December 14th
5 days from the wedding and I thought I'd share love...
Meet Tiger Woods 10th lover...
Aka Julie Postle... Hmmmmmm Yummy!
Oh, the weblink of the day... It's of Julie's Red Carpet MondayNetwork Profile
Line of the whole piece... "She is the Vice President of the all female Charity Organization " The Bad Girls Club" where there moto is " Bad Girls Doing Good". "
ROFLMAO!
Okie Double Wedding Nightmare Shot for you!
With this bird I thee wed.
Maybe falling asleep at the reception was a bad idea...
You'll never look at Frosty the Snowman the same way again. Credit to the smart people at CBS who put together this mashup from "How I Met Your Mother" and Frosty. Ho Ho , leave my ex-wife out of this.
How do I top yesterday's pic of the day?
Where's the bride? I can't find her!!!!
Weblink of the day for December 8th
Poor Tiger Woods....
Tiger Woods Mistresses Count At 7 with at least three alleged other holes to play.
Add Jamie Jungers, Mindy Lawton, Cori Rist , Jaimee Grubbs , Rachel Uchite, Kalika Moquin And Holly Sampson to your women who got the shaft.
Here is the Front 9. Um, Maybe Alice needed to be removed.
I can't wait to see the back 9!
Maybe the weblink of the day should be a putting game. Drive for show... Putt for dough. Then pay your mistresses off.
We are less than 11 days to the wedding... I'm so glad we didn't do the wedding at the beach!
Weblink of the day for December 7th Now that the Food Drive is over...
As I am just 26 days from my wedding, yet another creative idea was vetoed by the in-laws over the weekend:
Weblink of the day for November 18th
Today's weblink reminds me that karma is a bitch...
“Pigeon: Impossible”, a marvelous CG animated short by Lucas Martell. This was Lucas’ first attempt at animation, taking him 5 years to create the film.
A rookie secret agent is faced with a problem seldom covered in basic training: what to do when a curious pigeon gets trapped inside your multi-million dollar, government-issued nuclear briefcase.
And I think this dress is missing something...
Weblink of the day for November 17th
Oxford has finally gave us the 2009 word of the year.
But they got it wrong.
They say it's unfriend. But it's really DE-Friend.
So sad. Now soemthing else that is sad...
Who's the bride? And was this taken in Utah?
Weblink of the day for November 16th
Nothing better than out takes from movies
Now this is MUCH better than this wedding nightmare...
This better be a bad prom picture... Otherwise, I think he met her when she was dancing...
Weblink of the day for November 12th
I was thinking today what's better than a Turbaconducken
But Hmmm what would be better would be a Bacon Bikini'ed woman.
I'm going to marry a good woman. And we found a place where she will be able to change into her dress in style...
Weblink of the day for November 11th
There is nothing better than BACON!
Just in time for the winter season comes a recipe that is sure to bring bacon lovers some warm holiday cheer. Turbaconducken. That’s right — a chicken stuffed in duck stuffed in a turkey, all wrapped in bacon.
But what will chill you in your footsteps... is hiring the wrong woman for the bachelor party. We were safe and we didn't make a mistake, but others have made bad mistakes like hiring the woman in THIS PHOTO! Don't open it, I warn you DON'T OPEN IT! You opened it didn't you. I'm sorry. I promise to find you cooler links tomorrow!
Weblink of the day for November 2nd
Ok, back from the bachelor party... WOW. A bunch of things I can't mention... But I did find this little tidbit that I thought you'd love.
Jeanette Whitton was brought up in a Victorian house full of hookers. She talks about the men, the shame and the lies
Thank goodness I don't have to deal with a shotgun wedding!
Weblink of the day for October 22nd
Normally I look for links, but as we get ready for the Aggies... I thought I would let you know to be safe as you prepare to tailgate:
Another pic of the Wedding Dress that won't be on my fiance...
Weblink of the day for October 21st
Why can't people be honest when they leave like this?
Now in my continuing effort to not make mistakes in my wedding...
Don't wear THAT tie!
I wonder if she is a virgin.... hmmm
Weblink of the day for October 20th
1 Sad, 1 Mad , and 1 Glad
Sad:
I know deadlines... I know reporting is important, but (JUST my feelings, not those of anyone here or our advertisers), take a look of this video. This is from the accident that happened last night as they were setting up for Monday Night Football at Qualcomm stadium. A worker falls and dies. At the 24 second mark, a member of the media (in blue hat) takes a photo of the scene below.
So I had to find something that would make me feel less scummy.
And as a continuing series... my wedding photos won't look like this:
Weblink of the day for October 19th
Well what a weekend, Tech beats Nebraska! My fiance and I were looking at wedding cakes and I just made a slight reference to this cake. The kids would love it.
I think I'm in trouble again :-)!
But at least I know, after trying on the tux for the wedding, that I won't be having to use body paint for the tux and for her wedding dress... like these two.
NICE LEGGINGS!
Weblink of the day for October 16th and now I take the weekend OFF!
We are just about two weeks from Halloween and I know you are having issues on what to be for Halloween.
And a reminder that I'm not going to run out on my wedding. I think it would be like the guy who was coming late to his wedding to see the Bride and Groom's Parents waiting... well you know.
Weblink of the day for October 15th I admit, I was taken by "Balloon Boy, or should I call him "Daddy+Mommy wanted a reality TV show" Boy. SO I was neglict until I saw this headline:
I think if you like the stock market that the Puma Index is a good start. When the stock market falls, they lose clothes. Otherwise they do silly stuff. This woman is blowing up a baloon.
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