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posted May 17 2013 11:27AM
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No .... sorry , I have to keep this clean... How about you trade us some of your goods real cheap and we'll throw you a roll of Charmin? |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 17 2013 11:23AM
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Bacon Bacon, at 250A Frederick Street in San Fran, will close its doors at the end of service today after its owner "failed" to negotiate with neighbors who took offense to the pork restaurant's smell. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? You want to close a restaurant that is giving free smells? BASTAGES! |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 17 2013 11:20AM
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Congratulations to Bryan Zuniga who after fleeing Florida cops runs into an alligator who attacks him. Remember Bryan, when you taunt nature. Nature kicks your ass. You are lucky to be alive, so lucky that you win the Rock 101.1 Moron of the Day! |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 16 2013 11:55AM
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A former Disney manager and local pastor who is accused of looking at child porn at work bonded out of jail early Thursday morning. HE USED HIS WORK COMPUTER, HE WORKED AT DISNEY!!!
WTF? |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 16 2013 11:49AM
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Somebody NEEDS to get this woman help. Or escort her to Lubbock where we can watch her closely... VERY CLOSELY! |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 16 2013 11:45AM
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Ok, there are things in this world that I understand. This isn't one of them. WHO COULD PAY $2,000,000 ? Who has money that they just want to throw away like that? |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 15 2013 12:14PM
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Canada has agreed to pay the bill as a part of their health care plan. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 15 2013 11:54AM
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âThere was this beautiful woman and I was thinking, âWhy aren't the guys trying to chat her up?ââThey said, âRod, we have left her for you.â It turned out she was a guy. I finished up in bed with a bloke who had a block and tackle.âI thought, the guys have set me up, fair enough. I just said, âYou stay there, I'll stay over here.ââ |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 15 2013 11:51AM
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16th century pub 1 - 10 ton Steamroller 0 |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 15 2013 11:41AM
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Christina Hendricks loves playing "Mad Men" character Joan Holloway, but says she's only like her in one way: pleasing her husband. She revealed in an interview Lucky magazine that when she is home, she won't dress down if husband, Geoffrey Arend, is around. She won't wear sweat pants, comfy clothes... |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 15 2013 11:34AM
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Orgasms increase levels of the hormone cortisol, says Jennifer Landa, MD, a specialist in hormone therapy. Cortisol, which usually gets a bad rap as a havoc-wrecking stress hormone, actually helps regulate and maintain your immunity in small doses. "Masturbation can produce the right environment for a strengthened immune system," she says. So guys, gals... get to it! For your health! |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 15 2013 11:28AM
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New Jersey state trooper gives a high-speed escort to a bunch of super-cars, finds his career has turned into burned rubber.
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 15 2013 11:24AM
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Houston woman puts her son up for adoption on Craigslist. Don't you make more money if you try and put him up on ebay? |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 14 2013 12:20PM
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I dunno what the difference in 18 stone but from before to after... HOLY MOLY! She has a new life, and wants to be a competitive body builder. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 14 2013 12:05PM
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Have you ever read the Darwin Awards? Fabulously entertaining... This one may not qualify though as he was part of a group of people moving heavy machinery across a frozen lake. I smell a lawsuit coming from the family of the deceased. Wait a min... a 72- year old North Pole man.... SANTA? |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 14 2013 12:00PM
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Not for long... LinkedIn wants them to stop using the site to find johns and get recommendations. So I can endorse my ex-girlfriend as a prostitute but only if she isn't working anymore? :-) |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 14 2013 11:55AM
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Bad News, it was with a prostitute that actually was a cop. Congratulations Mr Ahmed, for being the Rock 101.1 MORON of the day! |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 13 2013 12:27PM
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So, you have a town that lets a hat draw decide your mayor, ok. Everyone is eligible. All you have to be is a citizen of the city, ok There is no age requirement. HUH! Meet the 4 year old that is the Mayor of Dorset, Minnesota... Anyone who says that the Lubbock City Council acts like children, should look at this kid who is a singer, dancer and fisherman. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 13 2013 12:21PM
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Commander Chris Hadfield of the Canadian Space Agency has kicked EVERY SINGLE Astronaut alive or dead. He's taught, recorded music and was a hero to every Canadian during his trip on the International Space Station. As he returns home today we salute him and I wonder why we can't have cooler astronauts. NASA, get off your ass, we're behind the CANADIANS! |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 13 2013 12:17PM
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Principal says "these things happen" after bullied student hair is set on fire by 13 and 14 year old girls. The question I have, is why is the IDIOT in charge of students. This was assault. It was malicious, it was damaging and why these two delinquents aren't in jail to teach them a lesson is insulting to every parent in the world. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 13 2013 12:12PM
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So your house gets blown up by an industrial blast beyond your control, yet the State of Texas wants you to pay property taxes on it? Absolutely INSANE! I can't believe this? |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 9 2013 11:17AM
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The man who was the original voice of Charlie Brown in "Peanuts"
television specials was sentenced Wednesday to a year in jail for
threatening his former girlfriend and stalking her plastic surgeon, then
immediately released to a residential drug treatment center. Good GRIEF! |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 9 2013 11:13AM
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Is she hot , or cold? |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 9 2013 11:05AM
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Triumph's brassiere adds pads that promise to take her décolletage from bust to boom. Or at least bustier. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 9 2013 11:00AM
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The facts are the following: Woman is obsessed with trolls. She wants to have sex while wearing a troll mask. He doesn't... What do you think? |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 8 2013 11:03AM
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How many of us actually do a good job cleaning ourselves. My wife is happy if my hands are clean after working in the yard. Then again, I think she just wants to take a shower with me. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 8 2013 10:59AM
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Congrats to Audi for a campaign that makes me laugh. I kinda feel bad for Leonard Nimoy cause he's looking rough these days! |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 8 2013 10:54AM
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Now to be honest, this dr's note is supposed to be for an 8 hour fast. But you finish thejoke. I can't , my eyes are watering! |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 8 2013 10:48AM
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So my prediction is he'll get a lifetime supply of his favorite order. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 8 2013 10:46AM
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You've been shot in the head near a casino. WHAT do you do? A. Call 911 B. Drive to a hospital C. Calmly drive to valet
If you answered C , you are correct. Must have been one hell of a buffet! |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 6 2013 1:23PM
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Waffle
House lost a loyal customer on April 30, 2013. Antonia W. "Toni"
Larroux died after a battle with multiple illnesses: lupus, rickets,
scurvy, kidney disease and feline leukemia. She had previously conquered
polio as a child contributing to her unusually petite ankles and the
nickname "polio legs" given to her by her ex-husband, Jean F. Larroux,
Jr. It should not be difficult to imagine the multiple reasons for their
divorce 35+ years ago. Two children resulted from that marriage: Hayden
Hoffman and Jean F. Larroux, III. Due to multiple, anonymous Mother's
Day cards which arrived each May, the children suspect there were other
siblings but that has never been verified.You think that's funny? KEEP READING! |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 6 2013 11:41AM
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We've supported the Cotton Kings and Texas Tech Hockey, but is there enough interest to REALLY get people excited again about professional sports in the Hub? What do you think? |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 6 2013 11:39AM
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On April 17, she tweeted at a member of the media that posted a picture that she didn't like .â...I look fat in that photo you chose, which doesn't help my eating disorder,â she said. Ok, Amanda we understand that you have a mental illness that we wish you luck in, but as a public figure you are going to be followed everywhere. If you are going to look like a stripper and act like a stripper, we're going to cover you like a stripper. If you want your privacy , stay out of the public view.
Sincerely, America |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 6 2013 11:34AM
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You don't punch a referee. You just don't do it. Because of your blatant disrespect of an official, a family has lost their father. You should go in the pokey, treated as an adult and suffer. But that's what I think, what say you? |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 6 2013 11:26AM
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Thanks @SincerelyCori for making us laugh. Sometimes our wives moods are like the weather in Lubbock. Right now... STORMY WEATHER! |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 6 2013 11:23AM
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The Rock 101.1 moron of the day walks into a subway station carrying a giant stuffed gorilla at 3 a.m., rummages through a platform garbage can, finds an empty soda bottle and urinates into it. Expecting better from him? Don't |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 6 2013 11:18AM
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I'm not sure what I'm more offended by, the fact that FBI agents bet OU, or they were so bad at sports betting that they LOST betting OU sports? |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 2 2013 2:34PM
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Louis CK, Pearl Jam, Bruce Springsteen and others are among the people that are still on my "yeah, we're cool," list. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 2 2013 2:26PM
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You are NOT free to move about the cabin |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 2 2013 2:20PM
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Teen girl can't pursue her dream and has no social life because all the will eat is Ramen. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 2 2013 2:15PM
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After a domestic attack, Carmen Tarleton finally got a new face after 80% of her skin tissue was burned. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 2 2013 2:11PM
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Because gliding friction-less into a pit of fire sounds GENIUS. Natural selection, y'all. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 2 2013 2:02PM
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Finally, someone puts the age-old question to rest. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 2 2013 1:32PM
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If you're a man-child and love "Breaking Bad," these Legos are for you. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 2 2013 1:30PM
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Here's a video of animals trying to stay awake. So. Much. Cute. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 2 2013 1:22PM
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If you're going to steal, be smarter than this couple. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 2 2013 1:19PM
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Sometimes, a man just needs to pay for some lovin'. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 2 2013 1:14PM
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Hey, J.C. Penney. Your desperation is showing. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 2 2013 1:11PM
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Go ahead and watch the most uncomfortable commercial for a local transmission repair shop EVER. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 2 2013 12:10PM
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OK, Unicef didn't say exactly that, but I like to take some creative liberty. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 2 2013 12:06PM
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A woman tainted orange juice at Starbucks in the hopes of...poisoning everyone? |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 2 2013 11:38AM
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Dog got 2 pounds of loose skin and fat removed from him. Who is this guy's insurance provider? |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 2 2013 11:35AM
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Two ice cream trucks are feuding. Is nothing sacred anymore? |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 2 2013 11:29AM
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Because doing drugs before climbing a mountain makes sense. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 2 2013 11:22AM
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New documentary chronicles why good girls choose porn careers |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 2 2013 11:20AM
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How can we help families living in poverty-stricken, violent neighborhoods? Obviously, give everyone a gun. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 2 2013 11:17AM
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Norway wants YOU to spot polar bears |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 2 2013 11:13AM
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If you're going to commit fraud, be sure you wear your "JAIL SUCKS!" T-shirt every day until you get caught so you can have this glorious moment. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 2 2013 11:09AM
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Your cushy office job with working heat and air conditioner ain't nothing compared to these guys. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 2 2013 11:07AM
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You know how your parents said money can't buy happiness? Your parents lied. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted May 2 2013 11:05AM
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Turns out, real estate is having a major boom. Wanna buy the Empire State Building? |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 30 2013 1:34PM
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A Holyoke bathroom has been called out as the spot for sex and drug deals. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 30 2013 1:24PM
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Police found a bloody goat head, illegal penis enlargement pamphlets, and 7 wooden wieners in a doctor's office. I have no idea where to go with this. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 30 2013 12:51PM
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A burglary suspect broke into a house, took care of his...male needs, played with a toy helicopter, and at a salad that HE brought with him. Overall, I'd say it was a success. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 30 2013 12:45PM
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"Yeah, we'd like to verify a few charges on your card." "Sure." "$27.95 at Shell?" "Yeah." "$605,000 at the Kennedy Center?" "Wait, what?" |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 30 2013 12:41PM
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A 12-year-old girl invented hamster bowling. People are calling her a genius, which apparently also means sadist. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 30 2013 12:37PM
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Hungry? Not as hungry as the guy who ate carpet lint at a department store. Meth is a hell of a drug, kids. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 30 2013 12:33PM
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Fish may be a little smarter than we thought. Two types of fish have been discovered using sign language to communicate while they hunt. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 30 2013 12:28PM
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Palatine police say they have charged three teenagers for assaulting a 12-year-old boy with a ketchup bottle. Makes sense. Police are searching for the fourth suspect, but he's playing Heinz and seek. YES! |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 30 2013 12:25PM
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A man was detained by TSA for not flushing the toilet on a plane. Seems legit. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 30 2013 12:03PM
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Police found 300 gallons of urine in a man's home. No one knows yet why anyone would want that much Miller Light in one place. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 30 2013 12:00PM
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Feral mice in New York City will run our natural born world one day. Looking forward to it. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 30 2013 11:57AM
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Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's Twitter and Instagram pages are flooded with teen girl and conspiracy theorist fandom. 14 million strong, so far. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 30 2013 11:51AM
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Who spends $2,600 on carnival games? Apparently, people in New Hampshire. A man claimed the games at the carnival were rigged...well, DUH. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 30 2013 11:47AM
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Simply, this is the greatest astronomy headline of all time.... |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 30 2013 11:45AM
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Two men were spying on women from the ceiling of the ladies restroom in a movie theater ..then they fell through the ceiling. Seems like a really unattractive position to want to see a woman in. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 30 2013 11:39AM
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Surprise, atheists! You're probably autistic...at least according to Jenny McCarthy. But she did date Jim Carrey, so what do we expect? |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 30 2013 11:35AM
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And then sometimes songs suck...and then are redeemed by other artists. Check out these 11 songs made cool again. Who would have thought Creed could be good again? Dave Grohl did. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 30 2013 11:32AM
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Here at Rock 101.1, we love when the power of rock is used as leverage against annoying neighbors. More power to the Iron Maiden bandits. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 30 2013 11:24AM
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Gov. Chris Christie has taken the silver service from the Battleship New Jersey and is using it at the Governors mansion instead of letting it be returned to the ship. He's using the "We don't know whose really 'in charge' of the silver service" excuse. Listen Gov. Tubby, return the service to the battleship NOW. Better not be any teeth marks on it either! |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 30 2013 11:10AM
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This year wasn't a great year for the United States for the Top 50 of the World's Best Restaurants. They tied with France with 6 in the Top 50.
But what I wanna know is what is your favorite place to eat on the South Plains. No chains for this list. What are the South Plains Top 50 Restaurants? |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 29 2013 2:26PM
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The base model of the 2014 Corvette Stingray will start at just under $52,000.
So would you buy this for your mid life crisis or just upgrade? |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 29 2013 1:28PM
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There isn't the grates that I could supplement my radio income with here in Lubbock. I just couldn't stand using the mousetrap glue, some poor mouse really needs it more than I do. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 29 2013 12:08PM
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#7 Las Vegas Strip , Nevada #6 Linfen , China #5 Red Light District , Amsterdam #4 Kingston, Jamaica #3 Downtown Singapore |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 29 2013 11:59AM
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What in the hell was this woman thinking? |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 29 2013 11:53AM
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Ladies and Gentlemen, we knew it was going to happen. A professional sports athlete has come out. They exist and we can't cover our eyes about it.
We might not agree with their lifestyle, but I applaud a man who doesn't have a contract, is a FREE AGENT and probably MAY not get another chance to play in the NBA to be who he is.
He has done the hardest thing in the world, he has come out. Now let's see if any team is brave enough to sign him to a contract.
I've worked with , hired and been lifelong friends with homosexuals. Why? Because they are people too. My job isn't to judge, that job is someone who isn't me and I won't see until I pass away.
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 29 2013 11:29AM
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I'd love to find a Spanish dagger, or even the Spanish Inquisition. I would expect it... |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 29 2013 11:27AM
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Hate Geoff Tate's new album, Queensryche doesn't care. Matter of fact, they will give the biggest hater an all expenses paid trip if you post the best YouTube rant. Which leaves me with 2 questions: 1. is the album really that bad? And 2. Geoff, are you mad that your 15 minutes of fame is beyond up? |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 29 2013 11:22AM
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Kitten fornication... I hate cats like the next time, but I'm not calling the cops to get rid of the cats, I'm taking a hose after them.
That'll teach em! |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 29 2013 11:20AM
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Only in Utah could this happen. Police try to arrest a naked man, but their Taser failed, so they had to tackle him.
Unfortunately the perpetrator was not on any alcohol or drugs, just crazy. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 29 2013 11:16AM
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There are times in this world where I wish I could have had this for my lunches. Nina Levy is an artist... and she is her kids hero.She draws spectacular images on her sons' napkins before sticking the napkins in with their lunch. Each day, the boys eat with dinosaurs, monsters, and the occasional superdog. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 26 2013 2:53PM
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Would you actually buy this?
for a savings of 1 cent?
Bad store!
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 26 2013 2:37PM
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I like the idea of stress dogs for students. But I don't believe the TA will be cleaning up if Fido makes a mess!
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 26 2013 12:23PM
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Disability fraud is not a terribly hard crime to get away with. You
claim youâve been injured, get a shady doctor to sign off, and then you
stick to the fakery. If you say youâve hurt your back, remain recumbent!
Donât go climbing trees or fixing your roof in public. And certainly do
not upload to YouTube a video that shows you half-naked and
covered in tinfoil, doing âthe robotâ to the tune of Steppenwolfâs
âMagic Carpet Ride.âAlso, the ROBOT? Really, that was so 1979!
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 26 2013 11:49AM
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Gets it back in a biohazard bag. From this moment on will be called the Poo Diamond.
Miriam has decided to keep the diamond in her family, not literally of course, as a heirloom that comes with a great story. |
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 26 2013 11:32AM
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I know I'm on a food kick, but it must because my wife has me on the latest diet craze. I've given up on which version of food I'm not supposed to be eating , but I'll try anything not to look like the Goodyear Blimp
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 26 2013 11:24AM
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So the question I have is he a professional food cutter? Some people can shotgun water bottles, then there are people who are fruit ninjas. Like this guy. Apparently taking on the âMatt Jones Cut a Watermelon in 20 Seconds Challenge,â our ninjaâs skills and perseverance are put to the test in the back of a commercial kitchen.
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 26 2013 11:15AM
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In South Africa the cell phone companies do their best to hide the towers. Here are pictures of their EPIC fails.
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 25 2013 12:38PM
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"I shouldn't be driving home, I should either be arrested, or, should I
be locked up and taken to jail," said Chris Kelly, a volunteer.Get paid to get drunk for the cops! Three Suffolk County workers and one spouse were plied by Suffolk County Police with drink after drink after drink. "Oh my God, I'm so drunk. It's not funny," a female volunteer said. "We actually intentionally dose volunteers, uh, alcohol," said Officer Charles Boyle, Suffolk County Police Department.
It's all to get them above the legal limit of .08% to display the
physiological signs cops can use as probable cause for an arrest. Only in New York!
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by Sean Dillon
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posted Apr 25 2013 12:32PM
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I've hit 2. I really need to do better than this...
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