so I went to the doctor because I couldn't breathe... and I was sent to get blood work done. I hate needles and everything about taking blood since my days of being a poor college student and selling plasma, but that's a WHOLE nother story for another time.
So I had this poor intern assigned to taking my blood and let's just say it didn't go as well as she expected.
Now I could say I was taping the whole thing, but I wasn't but I have a sample of what it looked like.
So it went just about that nice and the intern turned bright red apologizing for hurting me, and the squirting of my blood turned into a Benny Hill Sketch. Blood went everywhere and I felt sorry for the phlebotomy intern who was trying to get the "perfect stick". So now I have a black and blue mark on my hand about the size of a baseball, people are asking me if I'm shooting up and what a stupid place to shoot up, and all I did was try and get blood work done so I could feel better.
So I'm thinking of next April Fools, having a squirting blood hand next year, squirting red dye water at them.
What do you think?